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vaginatoria:


Its compromise that moves us along.


  • Me: Your skin is perfectly tanned year round
  • Me: You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pants
  • Me: You obnoxiously flirt with your bandmates
  • Me: And you have the ass of a Kardashian
  • Me: I know what you are...
  • Louis Tomlinson: Say it. Say it out loud.
  • Me: Homosexual

keepcalmandlovebands:

lickingomez:

oh my god.

omg

YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS ASDFHSJAFKLSD


Why Paul can't sleep at night.

  • Paul: *trying to sleep*
  • Niall: PAUL! It's 2 AM, time for my snack!!
  • Harry: Louis Louis Louis I'm bored! Louis!
  • Louis: Shut up I'm on Tumblr! Ohhhh, Harry nudes!
  • Paul: Louis close that!
  • Zayn: Does my hair look better up or down? I can't sleep ugly. I mean, who actually sleeps ugly?!
  • Liam: *waves at camera* Late night love with Liam! Thank you guys for watching even though you should be sleeping! Wait, Paul, what if I influence them to miss school? NO NO, you guys have to log off!
  • Paul: Liam get off the camera!
  • Louis: Harry did you get smaller?
  • Paul: Harry put your boxers back on!
  • Harry: But Paul, it's liberating!!
  • Zayn: Hello! I need someone's opinion! It's only 8 more hours before I start DM'ing, I need to sleep!
  • Paul: Then go to bed!
  • Zayn: But I can't sleep UGLY!!
  • Niall: *crying* Paul, where's all the chicken??
  • Liam: You guys are horrible! The square root of 69 is definatly NOT a number!
  • Louis: Ew Harry, the girls on Tumblr are right, you're a faggot!
  • Harry: You are too!! Paul, Louis' being mean again!
  • Zayn: *rocking back and forth* you look beautiful Zayn. Beautiful.
  • Paul: I need a new job..

vashappeningurlies:

lolilike1d:

niallsfavoriteurl:

imhoranforniall:

IM CRYING

Zayn’s foot pop.

Niall’s burrowed face.

……. and then there’s lou

I will reblog every version of this moment


rachelloveszaynmalik:

Liam getting ‘mad’ after being interrupted many times {x}

this is adorable